people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS
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confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

She’s Probably Straight™

ohcorny:

from the makers of And There’s No Way To Casually Ask 

"Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them."
Unknown  (via featherumbrellas)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

"… I don’t believe in God as a kind father in the sky. I don’t believe that the meek will inherit the earth: The meek get ignored and trampled. They decompose in the bloody soil of war, of business, of art, and they rot into the warm ground under the spring rains. It is the bold, the loud-mouthed, the cruel, the vital, the revolutionaries, the mighty in arms and will, who march over the soft patient flesh that lies beneath their cleated boots."
Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via thymoss)