hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

"Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all giving you away. Everything you do shows your hand. Everything is a self-portrait. Everything is a diary."
Chuck Palahniuk (via vogueltalia)

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money